Book Screw: Bereket Simon’s “Berkleaks”

Book “Review”
Title: “Yehulet mirchawoch weg” [The Tell of Two Elections]
Suggested Alternate titles: “ETV in Print” or “The Bereket Delusion” or “Berkleaks” or “Bereket and the Forty Thieves [from Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves]”
Author: Bereket Simon
Editor: Dear Leader Meles Z.
Sponsor: M. Al Amoudi
Published in Kenya subcontracted by Mega

I read Bereket’s propaganda book “Ye Hultet Mirchawoch Weg.” It is full of lies beyond proportion. I do not think any writer officially commissioned to fabricate lies can beat his record. Consequently, it does not worth any serious counter argument or fact check. You don’t give counter argument for a fairytale written based on true story. For instance, he wrote about Addis Neger newspaper.
Facts mentioned in his tale are:

- The name of the newspaper- Addis Neger
- The newspaper was different from the previous ones in its approach, i.e. analytical
- It was popular
- The American ambassador during the time was Yamamoto

The remaining things are creative imaginations of Bereket Simon. What a talent! The same applies for most of the remaining stories he mentioned in the book.

The book is highly recommended for those who want to prove how Berekt, by extension Meles and the clicks are in a debilitating state of delusion. Another group of potential readers are students of political psychology and modern dictatorships.

The writer lost the very essence of truth and its difference with falsehood. Without some kind of shock therapy, it is very unlikely for the author to regain his common sense for the next book. South Africa is a good place to start treatment especially meeting Dezmond Tutu of the Truth and Reconciliation Commission is highly recommended. Unfortunately, the home priest, abba paulos, can only aggravate the problem of delusion.

Once upon a time, Bereket is telling in his fairytale, the American ambassador in Addis Ababa, Donald Yamamoto came with this idea of sponsoring and launching a newspaper in Ethiopia. Angels of “neo-liberalism” and “color revolution” revealed the idea for the ambassador. It was intended to attack the holy city of “Revolutionary Democracy” that was founded by the prophetic Dear Leader Meles Zenawi. Ethiopians are not capable or matured enough to imagine such a “devilish” but analytical and popular newspaper, you know. They had to wait the coming of the revelation through the ambassador. If something turned out to be good in Ethiopia, it is either from the the Dear Leader or the satanic neo-liberals.

The ambassador gathered American experts to train and advice few treacherous weak boys who would be sent as “messenger boys of the evil.” The newspaper named “Addis Neger” after one of the angels wrote it on the main gate of the EPRDF head quarter. The newspaper directed from DC to attack the two new commandments of the Dear Leader. The commandments were “The Charity Law” and “Anti-Terrorism Law.” The devil boys tried their best to discredit these laws and mislead the public from the true path. The Dear Leader saved the country, preached his words and all the wise men in the parliament approved of it quoting old manuscripts.

The evil spirit lost the battle and left the holy land. The ambassador also removed from his position to a higher place in DC. The messenger boys also left because their mentor, Yamamoto and his spirit are no more in Addis Ababa. Addis Neger was popular, one of the two leading in terms of circulation, it’s advertisement rate was among the most expensive, and their office rent covered by the American embassy in addition to the initial seed money. The Dear Leader hadn’t blessed all these sources of income, therefore had no ‘Bereket’ to sustain the newspaper. Ooooops, they are bankrupted. The Dear Leader smiled…the smile inspired the scriber to write this wonderful fairytale…Berkleaks!